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Friday, March 17, 2006

Told ya so...

I told you something was about to hit the "high fashion" fan...
Trash always meets trash - and yobo McQueen and Co are so predictable...

CAN you imagine Jordan making it onto Anna Wintour's list?
The 27-year-old glamour model and mother-of-two is to feature in the US edition of Vogue for its "shape issue", which advises women on how to dress for their shape. Describes in the magazine as "top heavy", Jordan is photographed by David Bailey looking demure in a Lanvin dress. For the benefit of the American audience who may not yet be familiar with her, she is referred to as a "living brand" and the article also defines the word "chav": "Chavs is the latest moniker for Britain's underprivileged white youthquake… stereotypical adjectives are bing-drinking, bling-loving, boob-displaying, Burberry-wearing." Jordan also has a chance to plug her lingerie range and her books, which she says she writes by using a tape recorder. "I talk," she says. "I'm not going to say I sit there with a pen and paper – I don't think anyone does that, do they?"

My fave Jordan story has to do with her fake boobs making funny noises during a flight - apparently, there was a real danger of a boob explosion inside the cabin...the hazard did not go away though:

Jordan's silicon-enhanced breasts could explode during I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, doctors have said.
The model has vowed to strip off as soon as she enters the camp in the heart of the Australian jungle, but if leeches decide to feed from her, her breats will become inflamed, growing even bigger.
"She'd need to be treated quickly if she was bitten on her chest," a medical expert told the Daily Star today. "I dread to think what would happen if her breasts started swelling. There is a danger they might explode."
Meanwhile, fellow contestant Lord Brockett has said he will use Jordan as a float if in water. "If I've got to swim in crocodile infested waters I'll cling to her," he said. "She'll be the last thing to sink."

Maybe Gisele should be certified explosion-proof as well...


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