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Friday, September 30, 2005

C Kass collapses in Prada backstage

The protest during the Prada show was very noisy...

ESTONIAN supermodel Carmen Kass fainted backstage during the Prada show in Milan this week, causing a kerfuffle and leading some to speculate that she might be expecting a little pawn from her chess-master beau, Eric Lobron. The sensitive guys at Women, who represent Kass, were less than concerned when we called. "I've got no comment on that," said Peter Cedeno. "We don't know about it, and it's none of your business," barked senior booker John Gnerre. Kass' tumble wasn't the only extra action at the show. PETA Europe campaigner Sebastian Coesch leapt on the runway with a banner that read, "Fur Kills," and proceeded to shout about murdering animals — causing Milla Jovovich and others in the audience to shift nervously in their seats. Coesch was taken away and held in jail overnight. Says PETA Vice President Dan Matthews, "If Carmen had seen an animal skinned alive, she would have passed out a lot quicker."

As for the size 12 "new S Meisel fave", the usual suspects are getting sarcastic once again - "If you don't like size zero, then we'll give you a bloated Sophie Dahl type".
Sophie btw appeared just after the 90s "heroin chic" debacle, as the "curvy chick" answer to Kate Moss anorexics...the bottom line is that you'll never see normal feminine women from these assholes.

5 Comments:

At 10/01/2005 8:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the problem is that i have an extreme "heroin chic" fetish: you had better watch out if i ever gain editorial control over any major publications! i may become the black sheep of FVNM.

-dk

 
At 10/02/2005 8:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

dk I love herion chic as well.

FV the Pizza and DSL comment was so funny :)
You need to start using Cable, much faster and better then DSL

 
At 10/02/2005 2:25 PM, Blogger FV said...

Cable is not an option - plus it's old technology, DSL offers far better speeds these days...

Turns out the DSL modem would not connect coz the ISP password contained a "special" character -like a $ or & - and a software upgrade was required coz the modem was transmitting trash...when the password is wrong, you normally get an "authentication error" from th ISP - but the ISP was returning a "PPP server error" and refused to even initialize a connection...tells you how people-friendly communications technology is...of course, if I didn't know what a PPP server is, and how to download stuff and update the modem with new firmware (which can often turn your hardware to a door stop if anything goes wrong) I would still be arguing with the clueless ISP tech support...

Nowdays you have "clueless alien chic", and with Lisa Cant, "spooky chic"...

 
At 10/02/2005 10:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ohhh I can't stand the "clueless alien chic" and the "spooky chic" just so not sexy.

As for the Internet, I know what you mean, sometimes I feel like I know more then these tech people I call. Now a days I don't even bother calling then, bcs I end up fixing the prob on my own. 4 days ago, had issues with my laptop, called HP CS, got some guy in India who barely spoke any English (making 50 cents ah hour) and wanted my credit card for support, then ended up telling me the prob is your hard drive is dead. I ended up fixing it on my own by doing a simple system recovery.

 
At 10/09/2005 8:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

gah...if you want your "normal sexy" with T&A and a touch of style, why not just check out VS? I don't get your anti-fashionista crusade at all. You treat them as if they're Klingons or something - lol.

 

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